• Les vampires vous fascinent? N'hésitez plus, laissez-vous tenter!Quand Belle arrive dans son nouveau lycée, elle tombe sous le charme ravageur d'Ebouard, un geek hypersexy. En plus, c'est sûr, c'est un vampire: il ne mange pas ses frites à la cantine et la neige... fond sur lui.Mais comment, oh oui, comment faire pour le convaincre de la mordre et de faire d'elle son amour éternel?

  • About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
    And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight.
    Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!-Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
    Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
    From the Trade Paperback edition.

  • Le jour où Capriss Kidordine remplace sa soeur pour participer aux Hamburger Games, l'émission la plus regardée après Les Maçons du coeur elle ne sait pas dans quoi elle vient de mettre les pieds. Elevée dans le district du télémarketing, Capriss est mal préparée au combat à mort qui l'attend dans l'arène. Sa survie dépend d'un choix crucial : s'allier à un loser à croquer, Pita Mellagomme, ou rester fidèle à un tombeur super sexy, Herpès Bogosse. Armée de son arc, la jeune fille lutte pour être la dernière concurrente sur le champ de bataille. Et c'est pas ce fichu couteau planté dans son front qui l'en empêchera ! Un suspense insoutenable, de la romance avec des miettes de pain dedans, de la violence gratuite, des enfants affamés, des adultes largués et des cadeaux suggestifs (graouh) : tous les ingrédients sont réunis pour faire de Hamburger Games une histoire hilarante, sur place ou à emporter.

  • When you like, live forever, what's there to live for?'About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him -- which I assumed was wildly out of his control -- that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.'And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of Twilight.
    Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events -- Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the hysterical tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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